I LOST MY JOB

A couple weeks ago, I was "laid off" from Menlo Park Buick Pontiac GMC where I worked as a parts driver.

They told me business was slow and it was but a week later they had someone else doing my job.

I asked if I could have MY job back and they said maybe if business picks back up.

I don't think they want me back . . .

I'm going to file for unemployment . . .

CarDwellerNewsService - © 5/18/2003

I THINK I MUNCHED THE CABLE

To make some money to eat , Mike has been so kind as to let me mow the lawns at his house. One day I was minding my own business when the cable TV wire jumped underneath Mike's lawnmower.

And so I had left Mike this note :

I sure hope Mike doesn't get mad at me. Because . . .

One does NOT want to be on the wrong side of Michael Finnegan !!!

CarDwellerNewsService © 5/18/2003

I had a handgun on order. I had been making payments on it for a year. Everyone who has seen it thinks it's real nice. Everyone's treating me different now that I'm not working and I have this nice new handgun..... Mmmm......

CarDwellerNewsService - © 5/1/8/2003

OH SHIT , I'M NOW GOING TO JAIL

A few weeks ago, I was driving through San Francisco from Tony's house to my Mom's house in Marin when I rear ended AND THEN FLED THE SCENE !

I didn't tell Tony about this but on May 28th, next week, I have to report to the police in San Francisco and bring my van . . .

I received a letter in my PO box from SFPD a couple of days ago. . . I instantly knew then, that I'm fucked.....

I'm going to plead my car dweller case to the judge, that I panicked and ran . . . .

Oh shit . . . .

CarDwellerNewsService - © 5/23/2003

CarDwellerNewsService © 5/23/2003